Because I am broke, and have nothing to do.
I thought I’d write a song for you.
It may be a little boring, but hey. Better than nothing.
Just wanted to say I love you more than dinosaurs and babe,
thats a lot of love.
If I have just one cookie left, I’d give it to you.
Now thats real love I’m telling you.
So, I’ll just skip to the chorus,

Oh happy mother’s day, you’re pretty cool.
Wish I had money, it’d be easier.
But I figured a song would be cheesier.
So, Happy mother’s day. I appreciate you,
Though sometimes it doesnt seem so, I love you.

So, I’d pause a movie to say hi to you,
I’d skip school too if you wanted me to.
I’d wrestle a bear, no not a real one. Thats just crazy,
I’ll leave that to dad.
If somebody hurt you, I’d show em real pain,
even if its just a splinter. Its the same.
Id burn all my artwork to keep you warm,
I’d catch a bolt of lightening in a giant storm.
Just so you would see, I sincerely love you, mommy.

Oh happy mother’s day, you’re pretty cool.
Wish I had money, it’d be easier.
But I figured a song would be cheesier.
So, Happy mother’s day. I appreciate you,
Though sometimes it doesnt seem so, I love you.

So, when the time comes when I have to leave home,
Just remember I will return,
except with mini me’s and I’ll reep what I sow.
So mom, I love you. More than Gold, muffins dinosaurs,
cheese, pie, footie pajama’s, MLIA, facebook, art,
Music, skateboards, youtube, motor bikes, candy, my cell phone,
my laptop, my dog, my room, Ninja’s, penguins, jello,
movies, and just about anything else.

So Happy mother’s day. I love ya